Janell reports on last night's American Idol. I thought some of the kids did their own idols proud; others, not so much:
Season 10 Top 13 recap, people! We made it to another milestone. The sands of the hourglass keep on trickling down, just like Socrates said. Actually, as I recall, he phrased it thusly: “Dust. Wind. Dude.” Thanks for the history lesson, Bill and Ted. Party on. In recognition of how far we’ve come, and of how far we have yet to go, I’m going to make a pledge to you, the recap-reading audience. I will attempt to correctly identify every song covered tonight. This may mean actual research. Yes, I want to be your one-stop source for both correct song titles and descriptions of Steven Tyler’s outfits. Let’s see how well I do.
Man, the show does not give us a very long full-body shot of the judges as they walk out. Steven is wearing a white shirt with almost see-through swirly patterns, and it’s tied at the waist. Over that is a black blazer with a leopard print pocket square, and he’s wearing jeans plus the usual Captain Jack dangly feathers and bobbles. Jennifer Lopez is wearing a cute grey party dress with black polka dots, and she is owning the bright red lipstick. Randy Jackson is wearing a letterman sweater with questionably artistic holes in it.
Ryan informs us that the official countdown to the finale has begun. Isn’t that what I just said through Socrates? Tonight, the contestants will sing a song by their personal idol, and they will work closely with Jimmy Iovine and other producers. Let’s get started.
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